Lick her good

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Peugeot Globule

From Ecofriend:

"Designed by Ahmad Moslemi Far, the Peugeot Globule is made up of four separate parts, each with the capacity of one passenger and powered by an electric motor, and these parts are connected together to a centralized battery system. These four parts are contained in a very flexible polymer covering, which holds the parts and their connections together.

This vehicle is able to move in different arrangements. In order to go through a narrow path, it can arrange its parts as a line to become narrower. Peugeot Globule can park in a 130 cm x 130 cm space by arranging its parts on top of each other. The driver’s part is the only one in contact with the ground...This vehicle is actually similar to a living creature with the ability to change its general shape according to the environment."

It seems awesome for cramped cities like Nu Yawk and San Francisco and I see a problem with different climates messing with the car's skin and I don't understand how the driver's compartment is the only one that comes in contact with the ground, but it's cool nonetheless. I love the futuristic appeal of it as well.

Also, is it me, or does the Globule concept bear a resemblance to THE DREAM MASSAGER?

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Funny protest signs

They should have spell check for sign making... or does this just show that protesters are not very smart?? o.O

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They hatin on my blender

This chrome Audi R8 totally reminds me of my chrome blender.

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Keep your hands off my sandwich

In the early years, I attended a private Christian school where stealing meant eternal damnation in hell. When I transferred to a public school, my sandwich would occasionally disappear (along with my school supplies). If only I knew about this bag with a green splotch on it:

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Pretty cool, right?

Buy me a Toyger

Man, I haven't had any technology related posts in a while, but that's where the "everything else" comes in place.

What you see here is a Toyger. Unlike other unique felines that have big cat genes in them, the Toyger is simply a cat that looks like a tiger. Through selective breeding, all 25 breeders in the world are aiming for a miniature tiger replica by 2010. Please buy me a pussy if you have 3K to spare.

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My favorite Disney princess is pocahontas

Jeffrey Thomas, who has one of the whitest names possible, did the Disney Princesses. Lucky guy. Just kidding, but he did actually do the Disney Princesses in his own way.

Since the real versions of the fairy tales have been sugarcoated by Disney, I think someone should remake the Disney movies with these skanks:

Here's Snow White. In the real version, the Queen is forced to wear hot iron shoes and dance until she dies.



Here's Pocahontas. In the real version, she was only like 13. John Smith was a pedophile.



Here's Sleeping Beauty. In the real version, after she wakes up, she gets knocked up twice. Her mother-in-law decides to eat her children but fails. The skank then dies in a pot of boiling water at the hands of her son.



And here's Cinderella. In the real version, her step-sisters slice off the backs of their feet to try to fit into the glass slipper the prince gives them.

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I'm Yours, McDonald's version

It's nice to know people like them are spreading teh happiness. Cause working at McDonald looks like it sucks.

German hookers for sale

A German brothel is offering discounts for customers that arrive on bicycles. Five euros off 70 euros for a 45 minute session! The owner of the Maison d'envie brothel Thomse Goetz, blames it on the economy.

So not only are you getting a nice discount, you're also reducing traffic congestion and your carbon footprint. WHAT A DEAL!

If you're going to be in Germany, click here to go to their site.

Spill the beans you skank

It's official: Women can't keep secrets.

"GASP," you say, "that's why everyone knows about my threesome Deutscher Wetterdienst!"

According to The Daily Telegraph, women can keep a secret for 47 hours and 15 minutes. They studied 3,000 women ages 18-65. There's still hope though, a small fraction of women forgot the secret the next day.

Playstation 4 already?

The cheap Playstation 3 just came out and now some Asian guy has come up with a concept for Playstation 4. From Yankodesign, the PS4 has "Bluetooth integration, plastic/glass backs and middles. LCD screen(s) on both the controller and the system itself. The same classic aesthetic bone structure for the controller that PS has always had. The same ability to turn the system on it’s side... And the continuation of the standard “CD” disk size for games."

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To me, it looks breakable. I would throw it at my boyfriend if he makes me mad (i.e. doesn't put the toilet seat back down).

It had the word "Sega" in it

... otherwise I wouldn't post this.


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Congratulations, you just looked at the female and male versions of pleasure dolls created by teh Germans. Known as First Androids, machinery is actually quite sophisticated: an electronic heart that beats faster during secks, rotating hip motion, heating system, a pulse, and a BJ system.

Wait, a BJ system?

I don't know about you but it scares the crap (literally. poop, anybody?) out of me. WHY IS THE MALE UNABLE TO GROW ON THE FIRST HALF OF HIS HEAD WHEN HE HAS A PONYTAIL? And if you go (Warning: Must be 18) here, you can see that the female comes with a bush to kill.

And for the record, I don't look at these things. I was on Lemondrop.com, which kills productivity, and found it. I ain't got no android fetish.

Wandering around in Harlem at midnight

A couple months ago, we went to New York to fulfill our ultimate destiny of wandering around in Harlem at midnight. We were supposed to be back before the sun set, but since our mode of navigation was by street signs, word of mouth and one reluctant guy with an iPhone, being lost being was inevitable. We spent 90% of our time being lost, 5% sightseeing, and 5% eating.

NOW if we had bought a Maptor like this chick, we would have never fulfilled our destiny:

I bet she's in New York right now, looking at all the things that we couldn't. And I bet she never set foot in Harlem.


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Some Asian guys designed it. It has Bluetooth, GPS, and it's biodegradable. Of course, one can argue that iPhones will do the job better than Maptor... but, your iPhone can't double as a pleasuring device, can it? HA.

One legged snake!!

I don't know if this was a pirate snake or not, but it was missing its wooden leg. A woman in china found this dragon-like creature, or should I say 1/4 dragon like.

"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw," said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.
Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol.
The snake – 16 inches long and the thickness of a little finger – is now being studied at the Life Sciences Department at China's West Normal University in Nanchang.
Snake expert Long Shuai said: "It is truly shocking but we won't know the cause until we've conducted an autopsy."

Now I don't know about you..... but that snake looked delicious.... they should have eaten it. Wasn't that snake the one who ate the apple from the tree of might and condemned all humans? Hmmm maybe that snake had 2 legs and was called Eve or something.... but if it was, that must be one delicious snake if it still has that forbidden apple taste.... we all know forbidden is always better!

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BMW Vision EfficientDynamics Hybrid Concept

The most spectacular car I've seen I a long time. I want one of these.... BAD!!! Someone buy it for me!! I can pick up so many chicks with these it's ridiculous.... probably a whole chicken coop. It has a 163 hp three cylinder turbo diesel engine, two electric motors, a couple of ion batteries and a software controller that modulates both power trains to get a combined 356 hp and around 590 lb-ft of torque at an outstanding 66 mpg.... Amazing... Here are some pictures of this beauty and if you want to read more, you can go here.

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Gay fish strikes again (RIP Patrick Swayze)

Please note that I did not make this picture. I don't remember where I got it from either.
Dirty Dancing and Ghost are some of my favorite old (or what I consider old, since I'm only 13) movies of all time. Especially Ghost. Poor guy, rest in peace.

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That will be MY new name... hahaha
Anyway, other than this guy who will give his son the name of "Batman" if his facebook fanclub reaches 500k people, and this girl who's name already has "Bätman" on it, this new guy takes home the prize. Mr. Andreas Jankov legally changed his name to Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov. When asked why, his response was:
"I wanted to show that it is possible to be serious and at the same time take the name you like," said the film enthusiast. "I wanted to see how far I could take it with respect to the number of names. I started thinking about this three years ago and it was approved in January this year." Apparently, he's had his passport and bank card reissued, but the name was too long so he dropped "Highlander."

Thanks to our commenters, we've been able to break down the name:

- Julius is an homage to the famous chimp at the Kristiansand Zoo
- 'Arn' is a Swedish knight movie
- Elessar and Gimli are from 'Lord of the Rings'
- 'MacGyver', just the greatest Richard Dean Anderson show ever!
- 'Highlander' could refer to either the movie or TV show
- Chewbacka (aka Chewbacca) is from 'Star Wars "

He probably decided this after being abducted by aliens, taken down chupa cabra and beating Kobayashi at a hot dog eating contest..... Or maybe he's just that cool.

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Cool concept braille phone

This here is one of the coolest concept braille phones I've seen. It has a really nice design along with simple 3D braille keys. Designed by Siwei Liu, this phone looks to be ready to hit the market. The best part about this phone, is that even thought its a concept, the technology to make this baby already exists. I would buy one just because it looks cool.... and maybe would help with the ladies.... hahaah O.o

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Hi Franco Read Me

Because the only sushi you ever eat are the boring ones with the fake stuff in them (i.e. California Rolls):

According to cracked.com, a bunch of random (whole fish and rotting fish) fish are pulverized into fish juice. Then more synthetic crap is added to make it taste like crab. It's then solidified. The final product then pretends to be crab. That's the half white and half orange stick things you find in your California Rolls.

(via wikipedia)

But everyone knows that already... but did you know, the orange part of the imitation crab is made from ground red beetles?


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Coo...coo...

In South Africa, a carrier pigeon moves data faster than data being transferred by the sole ISP provider. Haha.

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Perky Jerky!?

I was at the store, and by store I mean sitting on my fat butt looking online, shopping for my regular groceries like cheetos, chocolate and smartwater, when I saw this.....


Beef jerky.... with caffeine!!!!!
"Perky Jerky is the world's first all-natural performance enhancing meat snack. Put simply, we've combined the most tender and flavorful beef jerky, with an extra dose of energy (caffeine, from the Guarana we add) to provide a jerky experience you won't find anywhere else. "
So kids, now you can't say you don't like taking pills or hate the taste of coffee, buckle down, get some perky jerky and start pulling all nigthers for those exams you have coming up. It will only cost about as much as a regular frappucino and you can find it here.

How to avoid speeding tickets?

Well at least this guy is fighting them and might get away with it. A man in Arizona was mailed 37 speeding tickets and he sent them back refusing to pay. His reason, the camera picture does not show it was him who was driving. I mean I've gotten pulled over, moved to the passenger seat and told the officer the driver was just there a minute ago.... but this guy is smart. The tickets were sent to a Mr. Vontesmar, he then declared none of the pictures identified him as the driver and sent the tickets back so the police responded with:
"We watched him four different times put the monkey mask on and put the giraffe-style mask on,"
So according to the police, based on their surveillance it was him who was driving.. with monkeys and giraffes in his car. At least that's what I got from it. In the end, Vontesmar is confident wont have to pay the fines which accumulate to over $6500, saying "They're required by law to ID the driver of the vehicle. If they can't identify the driver or the vehicle by the picture, what are they doing to identify the driver?" Moral of the story? If you want to speed, wear a mask.

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Piezoelectric Camera

This is one of the coolest concepts I've seen in a while. It's simple yet genius.... I wish I had thought of this one. Its a one click, no display camera powered by piezoelectric material. I remember back when I first saw this in my sensors class, possibilities could be endless if we could harness the power of the piezoelectric... Just click, take a picture and upload it to your computer. I need to come up with the next best idea! Piezoelectric vibr.... I bet those would sell a lot.....

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Virgin, Oops I mean Venetian Princess

There's this hot chick on youtube that goes by VenetianPrincess. She has incredibly versatile looks (from Megan Fox to Queen Elizabeth) depending on her makeup which make her the dream girl to sleep with (a new one every night) and she can't carry a tune, but she's talented when it comes to parodies. They'll put a smile on your face, check them out.

(I'm going to youtube rape your face today)

Parody of Transformers 2 trailer: REVENGE OF THE TWITTERCONS


Parody of Taylor Swift's You Belong with Me: Just a Zombie


And my favorite, a parody of Lady Gaga's Poker Face: Outer Space

Sarah Paylin will eat you

Too bad it's not THAT (^) Sarah. For $25,000 you can have dinner with real Sarah Palin on eBay. The best part about it is that it comes with free shipping.

I can imagine what the dinner conversation would be like...but don't want to post anything here in case her polar bear posse comes and eats me.

Currently there are 0 bids. That would be quite funny if it ended with 0 bids. Bidding ends in ~10 days. Proceeds go to charity.

When I was your age, Facebook was ugly

I'm not saying Facebook is pretty. With lags, errors and the Zuckerbergians changing their layouts right when we get used to the the newest layout version, it's pretty fug. But back in the good old days when it was launched (2004), it looked like this:

Here are a couple more screenshots of now-popular websites when they first launched:






(images via mytechnologyworld9)