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    8:48 AM

    Mac's coolest phone!

    Not not apple, designer Mac has come up with these two awesome looking, mind bending, and other big fancy words that I probably should not use because I don't know what they mean, designs that will make you wish you lived in the future. What he brings us today are new phone and desktop concepts.

    The computer is called "Zafiro" which is made out of glass, round rim and "deformable material" for the keyboard which flattens out when not in use.
    The phone is called "Cobalto" which also has the deformable keys and has the option of working as a regular smart phone. The design enables the phone to project 3D images, which is awesome! Can't wait for my 3D pron, I mean for 3D panoramic views of nature....

    Spank the monkey for more images ;)


    yankodesign


    11:16 AM

    Poke-battle!!

    Now I assure you am not a geek and have no idea what's going on. But seriously, that blastoise couldn't have taken out that charizard in one hit. I mean look at it, it looks all malnourished and small. And a water cannon?? Come on, at least use a hydro blast... again, not that I would now, because I don't spend my weekends pokemon-card battling my brother. O.O

    Anyway, this reminds of the time my friend drew two donkeys making out on his heat transfer test... and then I did something just as stupid the next time around which I might post later on. Don't look at me weird, you know you'd do it too.


    albotas

    6:49 PM

    The spoils of warfare 2

    So after I whooped this kids butt on Warfare 2, this is what he had to say:



    Now, I know some of my cube mates talk to themselves and go crazy sometimes, but real weapons should be kept at least 5 miles away from this kid. I punched a wall once, it was steel and broke through it. No joke, I was like POW!! Cuz old school batman sounds come out when I hit things, so anyway did I mention I have a really short term attention span? Wow kitty!!

    2:36 PM

    It's a sad day.

    I has been recently discovered that.... women do fart. The following is the thermal imaging of a Kim Kardashian fart. Ok maybe I made that up but, if was it would probably look something like this. It goes to show that hot girls are also a victim of beans..... re-fried beans mmmmmmm.


    9:30 AM

    Conspiracy Theory, Google Street

    Now, I know that firemen are supposed to help people and old ladies can't really see much but, put them together and what do you get? That's right, an old lady on the floor. I'm not saying I have not ran over my share of old ladies, and backed up on a few to make sure they were out of their misery, but using a firetruck is just plain wrong. Now if it had been an ambulance.... would have been faster to get her to the hospital right?


    Via Gizmodo


    I wonder what the first thing was that came to the driver's head, "200 points!!!"
    Second thing: "Oh shit, we're in trouble."
    Third thing: "Lets just sprinkle some crack on her and lets get out of here."

    Or at least that's what I would have thought. Anyway, those images have since been removed from google streets, in an effort to help keep the "hit the lady with a firetruck" game going.

    Spank the monkey for a before shot of the incident.