Perky Jerky!?

I was at the store, and by store I mean sitting on my fat butt looking online, shopping for my regular groceries like cheetos, chocolate and smartwater, when I saw this.....


Beef jerky.... with caffeine!!!!!
"Perky Jerky is the world's first all-natural performance enhancing meat snack. Put simply, we've combined the most tender and flavorful beef jerky, with an extra dose of energy (caffeine, from the Guarana we add) to provide a jerky experience you won't find anywhere else. "
So kids, now you can't say you don't like taking pills or hate the taste of coffee, buckle down, get some perky jerky and start pulling all nigthers for those exams you have coming up. It will only cost about as much as a regular frappucino and you can find it here.