Hi Franco Read Me

Because the only sushi you ever eat are the boring ones with the fake stuff in them (i.e. California Rolls):

According to cracked.com, a bunch of random (whole fish and rotting fish) fish are pulverized into fish juice. Then more synthetic crap is added to make it taste like crab. It's then solidified. The final product then pretends to be crab. That's the half white and half orange stick things you find in your California Rolls.

(via wikipedia)

But everyone knows that already... but did you know, the orange part of the imitation crab is made from ground red beetles?


:-D