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(via lemondrop)

Congratulations, you just looked at the female and male versions of pleasure dolls created by teh Germans. Known as First Androids, machinery is actually quite sophisticated: an electronic heart that beats faster during secks, rotating hip motion, heating system, a pulse, and a BJ system.

Wait, a BJ system?

I don't know about you but it scares the crap (literally. poop, anybody?) out of me. WHY IS THE MALE UNABLE TO GROW ON THE FIRST HALF OF HIS HEAD WHEN HE HAS A PONYTAIL? And if you go (Warning: Must be 18) here, you can see that the female comes with a bush to kill.

And for the record, I don't look at these things. I was on Lemondrop.com, which kills productivity, and found it. I ain't got no android fetish.