My favorite Disney princess is pocahontas

Jeffrey Thomas, who has one of the whitest names possible, did the Disney Princesses. Lucky guy. Just kidding, but he did actually do the Disney Princesses in his own way.

Since the real versions of the fairy tales have been sugarcoated by Disney, I think someone should remake the Disney movies with these skanks:

Here's Snow White. In the real version, the Queen is forced to wear hot iron shoes and dance until she dies.



Here's Pocahontas. In the real version, she was only like 13. John Smith was a pedophile.



Here's Sleeping Beauty. In the real version, after she wakes up, she gets knocked up twice. Her mother-in-law decides to eat her children but fails. The skank then dies in a pot of boiling water at the hands of her son.



And here's Cinderella. In the real version, her step-sisters slice off the backs of their feet to try to fit into the glass slipper the prince gives them.

(via comicalliance)