Edward Cullen is a 108 year old virgin and when he finally sticks his pale-ass peen into Bella, who's a whiny little ho, she gets knocked up. It's very FML-worthy.
Ever since the 108 year old virgin became the craze, there's been all sorts of vampire products. Edible period blood, vampire fleshlights and 10 million variations of Twilight storylines in various media outlets to name a few. You think you've seen it all...
but have you seen the Edward Cullen panties?
Now... have you seen Edward Cullen's lips ON THE INSIDE of the panties?
(via twitarded)
HAHAHAH. SO WRONG. SO SAD. All the Twilight freaks are tweens. Imagine Dakota Fanning wearing these. I'm going to hell. =(
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imaginary oral?
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