It's a matter of money

You've been waiting the entire day.

True to your nature, you remain patient as the tension builds up.

Minutes pass by. Perhaps hours.

A tiny bead of sweat forms on your forehead.

The concentration is unbridled.

You can barely inhale.

Suddenly, the thickest Lincoln Log comes shooting out of your butthole.

Now THAT's a good dump. The ones that take some patience but are well worth waiting for. The ones that shoot everywhere, the ones don't come out in one piece, the ones that feel like they should be coming out of your urethra-- those suck.

Work Poop is a site that allows you to calculate how much you're getting paid to take a dump at work. You simply enter your hourly pay, time how much you get paid to poop, and it calculates how much your poop was worth. It can also calculate your poop-salary by entering a different set of parameters. Cool, right?

P.S. - Girls do poop.