Blood gatorade

From Urban-Collector:

"New from the makers of Mana and Health Energy Potion comes Blood Energy Potion: the world's first synthetic blood beverage. The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!"

You know, in case you need bait to hunt Edward and Bella.

Maybe they can come out with flavors too, like period, AIDS or hemophilia. That'd be a real hit.