The spoils of warfare 2

So after I whooped this kids butt on Warfare 2, this is what he had to say:



Now, I know some of my cube mates talk to themselves and go crazy sometimes, but real weapons should be kept at least 5 miles away from this kid. I punched a wall once, it was steel and broke through it. No joke, I was like POW!! Cuz old school batman sounds come out when I hit things, so anyway did I mention I have a really short term attention span? Wow kitty!!