The AirShake: Anti Mexican Flue

The Belgian telecommunications company telenet has reinvented the handshake. I thought I was cool for inventing the horizontal dance and the ninja stalking guide (don't tell anyone), but this is just way too cool. (They also have a video of how to do it on their webpage for the "visual" [stupid] learners ;)


"...we desperately need a new way of greeting each other, since greeting is the cornerstone of our social and political life. It's a sign of mutual respect, friendship and equality. As of today we propose to replace the firm handshake by an airshake, that's a handshake without touching one another."

Utter racism I say, who's to say the Mexicans invented the H1N1? I thought they couldn't even read? I'm kidding!!! I don't want no cholos coming after me, you know I love all Messicans. Do the shake!