Review: Dreyer's Slow-Churned Frozen Yogurt Blends in Cappuccino Chip

I bought Dreyer's Slow-Churned Frozen Yogurt Blends Cappuccino Chip a couple days ago. I don't know crap about the art of critiquing food nor am I a seasoned froyo-reviewer... but I consider myself a frozen yogurt fanatic. Compared to all the watered-down, cream-less, taste-less and calorie-less frozen yogurts I've had, this crap is delicious.

I take a huge scoop and plop it in my mouth. I keep it in there like an oven until the cappuccino melts off, leaving the chocolate bits. Swallow, don't spit. Then I eat the chocolate bits. Repeat until the entire gallon is gone (along with my waistline. I think I would be better just eating a bar of chocolate and drinking cappucino =\ ).

Afterwards, my tongue then looks like I brushed my teeth with feces.

EDIT: Okay, so this isn't really a review, it's more like a personal experience. Swallow, don't spit. KIDDING. Here's a more substantiated review: Edy's Slow Churned blah blah. (It's called Dreyer's on the West Coast)