I remember when I backpacked through Eastern Europe in '05. I picked up a pretty girl in Romania who was named Tanya and brought her back to my room only to find out she used to be Tony.
Or this other time, I was traveling across central China and upon seeing this scrumptiously fried piece of meat at a night market vendor's stall, assumed it was chicken and devoured it. It was actually bull testes.
Or you know like... every day at work, I look productive but I'm really whacking it to pr0n in my cubicle. But what happens when the pr0n sites go down?
That's what Can'tYouSeeImBusy.com is for. Currently, they offer three games that make it look like you're doing something on Excel and common presentation software. The fourth one is coming out this month. You enter your company name (mine is Ling Huo LLC and it specializes in Chinese mail order brides) and start wasting time. Your boss will never know.
REAL MEN OF GENIUS.
0 comments:
Post a Comment