The secret lives of storm troopers

After a coke party with Piglet, who's infected with AIDS,


George and Lucas move to China, where they decided to make a living by impersonating the Ying Yang twins.



Failing miserably and having their reputation proceed them, George and Lucas weren't able to get any.


All romantical attempts were crushed.


Children became a last resort.


When that inevitably failed, they decided to commit seppuku in a tanning bed shaped like a giant hot dog bun.

(images via damncoolpics)
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