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Now that I have your attention...

Have you ever wanted to be as cool and good looking as your favorite anime character? I have. Orihime's rack plus Yorouchi's demeanor.

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= major moistpanties.

Anyway, I was prowling the internets like a fiend when it came to my attention that Halloween is coming up. Forget dressing up as a smelly pirate hooker, a political figure, or a dead person (who's going to sell me my oxiclean now?!). It's all about Naruto...right down to the eyes.


Madara...

BLUE ITACHI!

Please don't dress up as the most boring character in the series.

They even have Geass (pronounced "gas") lenses from Code Geass!

I will consume your soul.
(via 9mmSFX)
The only downside to this is that each lens is $300, which means only the rich may look cool. Personally, I'd buy a pair to scare people...but that is... only if they could tell the difference between my eyes opened and closed... D: